Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Even Jesus Needs Some Privacy

First, the business;

The grand sum of the considerable efforts expended by both of this summer’s construction teams thus far –excavating foundations, setting rebar, forming and pouring columns, fabricating trusses and welding  purlins– has been for one elusively simple end: to support a roof.

It is my honor to announce that as of Saturday evening, just in time for Sunday’s mid-morning downpour of old women with clubs (the Afrikaans idiomatic equivalent of raining cats and dogs), our pavilion at Gasebeya was completely covered. As one would expect, the corrugated sheeting successfully collected and channeled the precipitation into our gutter. Though such an occurrence may be unmentionably banal back home, among four filthy muzungus in the heart of Africa it proved the highest achievement of recent memory.


For its part, the pavilion at Nyarutosho (while not yet sheathed) is no less impressive. The fully assembled steel skeleton, accented by crimson trusses raised high on monolithic pillars, captivates the passerby from the peak of a distant hill atop which the first approaching view of the structure is revealed. As the premier concrete and steel framed building in Cyanika, its alien yet clearly communal character has drawn many a curious Rwandan down the trail.


Last but not least, our third implementation at Munini has made major conceptual if not yet physical headway. After deliberating with our endlessly resourceful local compatriots, we have decided to adapt the existing banana-drying house for rainwater catchment by adding gutters supported on knee braces fixed to the raw lumber columns.

Much work remains to be done in the coming week, but as a team we feel confident completion is realistic. Regardless, the accomplishments to date merit a mention of the immense gratitude we as EWB-CU have to the impossibly hardworking masons, welders, community leaders and members without whom this project would not even be imaginable, let alone possible. Another special word of thanks to the always upbeat Willy, our NGO partner, the infinitely patient Mezack, our translator, and the imposing yet affable Cyanika patriarch Don Jaque, as well as all of you across the Atlantic who have supported us from the outset.


Now, the fun;

If you’ve been following this blog, then you’re already familiar with the difficulty our team has encountered in remembering and reciting the often half-a-dozen syllable names of Cyanika’s endearing children. Turns out it goes both ways, the primary difference being that when they mispronounce our names the variation is often marginally more musical than the original; ‘Michael’ becomes ‘Marico’,  ‘Oak’ becomes ‘Ohkay’, and ‘Christian’ becomes ‘Kreestiani’.

Dakota’s name, however, becomes much more illustrious- ‘Zahquotah!’ has become a rallying cry for many of the kids, occasionally prefaced by the epithet ‘Yasu’, or as we know it, ‘Jesus’. Our resident pastor and translator explained to me that this is on account of his voluminous beard, grown wild in good African bush fashion. Admittedly, I am less qualified in ecclesiastical matters; still I prefer to believe our very own Dakota has been endowed with some degree of legitimately divine providence by the glow-in-the-dark plastic Christ figurine hanging in our bedroom. Either way, the cult of the muzungu has gained so much attention that now whenever we need to take bathroom breaks, another team member must be conscripted to distract the masses of minors in order to save them the corrupting trauma of witnessing some glaringly pale flesh.

On the subject of children, in addition to gaining their spiritual loyalties we’ve also managed to focus their boundless enthusiasm for white visitors into an effective work force. After becoming transfixed by the Viking power with which our hirsute fellow Christian hammered to oblivion the rocks obstructing our drainage way, they tikes began to pick up axes, shovels and hoes on their own volition to assist our earth moving. Since, they’ve also helped us gather mountains of gravel as well as schlep beams and roofing from site to site. To those with more legal awareness than I- is child labor still frowned upon if unpaid?


Unfortunately, not all of Cyanika’s youth have been so charming. Most youngsters wave cordially upon seeing a muzungu whip by on a moto, but on yesterday’s excursion to Lake Burera one decided to flip Dakota the bird. Doubtful his messianic reputation has spread beyond our immediate acquaintances this quickly, so it’s hard to chalk that particular aggression up to religious protest. More likely, pre-teen angst merely respects no cultural boundaries.

Happily, not only offensive gestures are universal. The utter incomprehension of lyrics does nothing to prevent Cyanika’s children from enjoying our singing, more out of jest than admiration given how hilariously nasal they find our voices. All of us being engineers, only one of whom was ever in a choir (bet you won’t guess who), our harmonies are only as atrocious as our shared repertoire is limited. Eventually we exhausted our set and settled on the one tune all Americans can recount- our national anthem. Wailing about the ‘broad stripes and bright stars’ in the shadow of a looming volcano with a hundred dark eyes staring perplexedly was to say the least, surreal. To say just a bit more, it was surreally obnoxious.

Cheers from the motherland,

Michael Salka




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